Alright, so we can only guess it would equal funtime. We haven't really been able to test this equation as we're still trying to find the Vespa part of it. So if anyone out there in the wide web world happens to have an extra one lying around that you would like to donate (or sell) to your favorite franklin firm, JLB, then let me know.
We promise we'll wear these if we get one:
I almost forgot... to make the offer even better, we'll send over one of our certified technicians (aka Julian) to give you a body massage if the Vespa has a sidecar.